Say What Now of the Day: Not even a week since suspect James Holmes shot up a Colorado movie theater – killing 12 — and asshat comedian Dane Cook treats his audience at the Laugh Factory to the following:
So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie. And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap. Yea, spoiler alert.
I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f**king shoot me.’
Too soon, bro. TOO SOON.
I bet 25 minutes into his act someone in his audience was saying the same thing. Unfortunately no shooter would be caught dead at a Dane Cook show.