Universal 2012 Resolution...
mikeypizzle: We should all make more of an effort to put more quality boobs on the internet…because honestly boobs just make the world a better place…
I wish I wasn't lazy and put ice in my bong every...
Cleaning my bong and bowl before I use it tonight.
I’m going to try and keep them clean.
This is the part of Christmas Eve where I start...
Trying to get mushies tonight.
It’s been nearly a year since my last shroom trip. That stuff is hella enlightening. I’m curious to see the outcome of this trip with my new, more positive, outlook on life. Last time was dragons and bubble cars. Who knows what this time could bring.
Work tried to call me in early today because "It's...
Not my fault she didn’t schedule more people today. I’m supposed to go in at 5:00PM. Not 1:30PM. I had spent all morning cleaning for our Christmas Eve party tomorrow and now I get some time to smoke a bowl and relax. The soul sucking demons that dwell within corporate retail chain America are not going to take that away from me. I need this time.
Gonna sit on my couch, watch Weed Wars, and smoke...
I'm always broke because I spend all my money on...
That awkward moment when all your friends are in a...
This pug is forever my spirit animal.
Capping this night off with a few bowls and MW3.
I gotta kill some bitches.
If you're single and get lonely around the...
Put something here and let’s talk. I’ll talk about anything. It would be best if you’re somehow intoxicated but definitely not a requirement. This goes for the single part too. I’m just bored by my onesies and want someone to talk to. It’s a Monday night. What else do you really have to do?
You know you're a stoner when you smoke a bowl...
piecesofserenity: icareagain replied to your post: oh my gosh I hate Up. What? How? Up is amazing. I thought you had a heart. I don’t though. I don’t believe that for a second. What I do believe is somewhere, deep down, you have this ultimate and undying appreciation for Up. You just want to be that cool kid that doesn’t like what everyone else is into. :P
Things I say after the first hit:
“I wish I could get a job destroying the productivity of employees at companies. I’d be perfect at it.”
Fuck man. I just broke my bowl for my bong. :(
That’s the first piece I ever broked. :( On top of that my I lent my friend my old bowl because he broke his. Then he sold it to another mutual friend of ours when he sold him one of his old bongs. Now I gotta run around to try and get a spare piece to use until then. Major bummer.
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every...– John Rosevear (via randomthoughtsfromweed)
reblog if you would smoke with me.
I would smoke with nearly anyone.
About to toke and listen to this new Doomtree...
I totally forgot they were releasing this and remembered about it yesterday. It’s good so far.
Watching Labyrinth on Netflix at work on the demo...
Because it’s 10AM on a Tuesday. Nobody wants to shop at 10AM on a Tuesday.
thenamesjim asked: He's not in trouble with me, just with my mom. That's why he's hiding out in here.
I totally don't belong in PA.
blazintreez: I should’ve been born in CA. That’s why I’m bouncing from Pittsburgh as soon as I can. I want to move somewhere in Southern California I think.
Gonna enjoy this bowl and then go to work.
I wish I just had another day off.
This coffee and weed feeling is fantastic.